Dariolus's Super Duper Adventure Game

This is my first game so the quality might not be superior, but I've put a lot of efforts in it so enjoy!

Dariolus Super Duper Ultra Destructive Bizarre Densely Packed Fun Complex Well Made High Quality Fully Customizable Best Deluxe Adventure Game is the amazing and awesome and totally the best game made by the Genius Master Game Developer Dariolus Norantando. 

Or is it?

This is a short parody game filled with insanely fun gags, meta references, an annoying developer that talks to you all the time during the gameplay, some branching paths, easter eggs, and 7 endings. Only by Completing all 7 endings will you actually beat the game. There are also achievements that you can view by selecting the Achievements item in your inventory. Important: If you want to start over, Use the Reset Inventory Item instead of just creating a new file! It will save your achievements and some easter egg progress!

There are some swear words but they are all partially censored by *s.

Thanks for playing! if you find bugs, please tell me so I can fix it!